Who is Karen?

3 years ago my wife became literally unbearable. She shouted, was moody and left me to do literally everything around the house. To make matters worse she shouted at me for 'not doing my jobs properly'like putting the wrong colours in the washing machine. To sum it up she shouted once 'I know I don't do any jobs but if I did at least I would do them properly!!!'

She has always been difficult and notoriously lazy. I could handle that but the one thing I could not handle was being shouted out for trying my best at things.

Anyway during that time I discovered Twitter. I began talking to a woman call Karen. I did not notice her at first but she came onto me, payed me compliments, said I was funny and I looked a bit closer. Looking at her photographs I saw how beautiful she was. Well she was too me.

Over the next few months she was going to try and come and live in Manchester from Cape Town . However she could not in the end get a Visa so it all fell through. We stayed very close for the next few months and then it ended. Quite suddenly. I was devestated.

Anyway.... to cut a long story short I am still in love with Karen. I think about her dozens of times a day.... sometimes all the time.